*So cell phones are capable of causing cancer? The Hypochondriacs are going to have a field day with this one.
*Atlanta loosing their Hockey Team is not a direct result of poor attendance. It was a direct result of poor ownership. The same group of dumb asses own the Hawks...which makes me nervous.
*Dr. Kevorkian a.k.a. Dr. Death recently passed away. He obviously didn't need help passing away.
*If you are a high powered politician and you send a picture of your junk to a young collge co-ed, but accidentally have everyone of your twitter followers in on it...own up to it. Your are a politician, you are pretty much expected to be fucked up in one way or another.
*Attempting to be productive at work days prior to going on Vacation is pretty much useless.
*Opportunities are often disguised as hard work, which would explain why most people miss out on them.
*I have this theory: the lower your IQ, the more fertile you are. Dumb people tend to get pregnant at a higher rate than people smart enough to use birth control and condoms.
*Sarah Palin is a Political Prostitute. If anything is going to screw up the GOP (as in divide), it's going to be the Tea Party (a.k.a. The Sore Loser Party).
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