Random Mind Dumplings 9

*Why is it a growing trend for suicidal people to take other lives before taking their own (Columbine, Virginia Tech, the Professor at UGA, the "disgruntled worshipper" who shot up a church in Alabama). Save some ammo and shoot yourself first.

*I think Childhood Obesity is getting out of control. Some kids these days are starting to look like that Yellow Peanut M&M on all of those commercials.

*I think Women that expect Mother's Day cards from their Pets (but prepared by their Men) are completely full of shit. I've dealt with a few bad ass puppies and kittens, but nothing compares to the wrath a bad ass child brings.

*Now that I think of it, remind me to buy some condoms.

*Why are people still giving a damn about what Dick Chaney has to say? If you have just retired as the Vice President (I hear the White House pension plan is wonderful) and have nothing to do with the rest of your life but spend money and vacation, wouldn't you do just that?

*After having my arm twisted a few times, I decided to do the Facebook thing. I have often hesitated to do it because I always thought it would be a final confirmation of how much of a loser I actually am. I don't get out much and trust me...it shows.

*Although this web page may look kinda morbid, I am not fascinated with death or anything. I just know that it is one of the only two things all human beings have in common. The other of the two things is birth, but making a page that portrays birth is kinda creepy. Imagine a huge Vagina where there Reaper is.

*I have gotten complaints about how "horrible" the Standard Definition Karma Picture is. Just for you Whiners, here is a picture of me that I think is much more horrible:

*Now that I think of it here is my disclaimer: The thoughts and view expressed on this page solely those of the Entity known as Karma Reaper.

*Happy belated Mother's Day to all of you Mother's, Expecting Mom's, and to all of you Ladies that are "running a little late."