*There is an e-mail going around that has about a dozen police department mugshots of people wearing different types Pro-Obama T-Shirts. "There MUST be a message here..." was written at the bottom of the e-mail. I'll tell you what the message was: "Dumbasses that get arrested sometimes wear T-shirts." If I was to gather a bunch of mug shots of people wearing Lynard Skynard T-shirts, the message would be the same.*Although I got rid of the whole "enema" theme, I will keep my random thought issues titled "Dumplings" mainly because I have had 7 prior issues. I replaced the "enema" theme with a "harvest" theme.
*Fuck Perez Hilton. What business does a Pillow Biting Fairy like him have judging a beauty pageant? Shouldn't he have been judging the "Mr. U.S.A. Pageant?" A Woman's stance on Gay Marriage should have nothing to do with the damn pageant. I don't know what was more ridiculous, his question or his reaction to her answer.
*Fuck Perez Hilton. What business does a Pillow Biting Fairy like him have judging a beauty pageant? Shouldn't he have been judging the "Mr. U.S.A. Pageant?" A Woman's stance on Gay Marriage should have nothing to do with the damn pageant. I don't know what was more ridiculous, his question or his reaction to her answer.
*A fifth grader here in Atlanta recently commited suicide due to being constantly bullied at school. A few years ago, a girl killed her self after being bullied over the Internet. Kids, this might sound a bit insensitive but the bullies are there to prepare you for the real assholes you'll meet later on in life as a grown up.
*There is a lot of talk about that Woman who hired a look-a-like stripper to go to her 10 year High School Reunion instead of showing up the the reunion herself. Although it was a pretty damn good idea, I can't help but to wonder how much of a loser she was 10 years ago.
*Do you ever wonder how many "reality TV stars" are actually employed? How many American Idol winners actually become an American Idol. How many engagements on "The Bachelor", "Flavor of Love", "I Love New York", "Rock of Love", and "A Shot At Love" actually turned into a succesful marriage? Does anyone really give a shit about the past winners of all of those "Survivor" shows? When reality TV shows take over ESPN, I'm going to jump off of a bridge.
*I have determined that it is perfectly fine for a man to sit down to pee only under the condition that he is too drunk or hungover to stand up. I've been doing it for a while with great results. You wont even hear me bitching about the toilet seat either because although I may be drunk, I have enough sense to check the seat before sitting on it (yep, Ladies...I went there).
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It's not when we're drunk we have the problem with the toilet seat being left up. The problem is at 3a.m. and we have to go in the middle of the night, and it's dark, and cold and we're 1/2 asleep! That's when falling in isn't fun!
I think the judges for the Miss America contest should only be able to ask pre-screened questions. I don't actually know if they do or not, but if not, they should. Maybe if there wasn't a pillow biter on the judges panel Miss California would have won. Even though her question and answer referred to gay marriage, she still had a better answer than the girl who won. That other girl was D-U-M! But I also think they should do the questions BEFORE the swimming suit and talent competitions. But then what fun would that be for you guys? More than 1/2 the dumb asses would be gone and you'd be left with 15 girls running around in bikini's instead of 50.
Crys, sometimes I think you have the brain of a Man. That is a damn good point about the swim suit competition in the Miss U.S.A pageant. Besides, who wants to hear fifty girls answer questions? Show me some skin!!!!I'm writing Donald trump a letter.
Damn, Do you get drunk??? The DR DIVA wishes to know this information. Lil' Fella
Dr. Diva, I don't get drunk, but I do get too hung over to stand up. Nice to hear from you again by the way.
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