February 04, 2009

Random Mind Dumplings 4

*Michael Phelps smokes from a bong! Well cancel Christmas! I'd like to shoot everyone raising hell about this. I'm tired of the parents out there saying "what about the children...what about the children?" If your kids are smart, this is what they'll learn from this: earn 8 Olympic gold medals...and then do something stupid. Until then, do something with your live's while you still have them!!!!!
*Thinking about drugs in Athletes, Barry Bonds just seems to keep sinking deeper and deeper into a world of $hit from a sum of his past demons and dishonesty...Karma works in crazy ways.
*Thinking about Karma, I'm really starting to get into "My Name is Earl." I dare anyone to try to watch that show without laughing.
*Thinking about dares, when you really think of it...no matter how stupid the dare is...there is always someone dumb enough to take it.
*Enough of the "Thinking" thoughts.
*If Women knew when to shut up and if Men knew when to listen...imagine how different most relationships would be...
*Ask yourself: which is more affective; abstinence education vs. safe sex education? Resisting natural urges vs. preventing the spread of STDs and risk of pregnancy? Don't do it at all vs. If you have to do it, be smart about it and protect yourself? Get my drift? Which is more realistic?
*If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you do? I'd just hang out in the women's locker room.

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