*The gym that I go to had a huge surge in Memberships this past week. I wonder why…..
*The problem with Liberals is that they make brand new mistakes. The problem with Conservatives is that they prevent old mistakes from being corrected.
*A huge pet peeve of mine is people that try everything possible to loose weight OTHER than diet and exercise. I completely understand that it is hard to do both, but if it was easy then every one would be their desired weight.
*I think the majority of people that are pro-life would never consider adoption.
*Mississippi was ranked #1 in teen pregnancies last year. The State says it’s because of the lack of sex education funding. I’d say it’s because of dumb asses having unprotected sex.
*I don't mean to upset any Arizona or Baltimore Football Fans (remember that I pretend to have a huge audience), but I'd like to see a Pennsylvania Dominated Superbowl this year.
*Instead of New Year's Resolutions, I tend to make Birthday Resolutions only because I am not making a sacrifice the same time everyone else is making sacrifices of their own.
*You know you are getting old when you see a playboy model that was born in 1989.
*Why are their still people bitching about the results of last year’s election? You guys are acting like Obama was selected by the Supreme Court after a voting ballot screw up in Florida. Wait, didn’t that already happen?
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