Bluetooth Douche-Bags

I'd hate to sound old fashioned, but I thought I would never see the day a wireless hands-free communication device that clips to your ear becomes the new trend in this society. I find it pretty amazing how normal, average everyday people all of a sudden have lives that require them to communicate with someone over the phone while simultaneously performing various tasks that involve both of their hands.

I am assuming they are really affordable (based on who I see wearing them) but are they all that necessary? Don't get me wrong, I am not calling out the people I see who constantly have to multi-task.

I am calling out the people I see just walking down the street with them. I'm talking about the people that don't have cars and are unemployed, but still have to have one. I'm talking about the douche-bag who wants to look like he/she is someone important who only talks to important people. I'm talking about the people who think that conversations with them are so high in demand that they just have to have a mic in their ear "just in case" they get a call while they are masturbating or something. Why does everyone want to look like a secret service agent?

I think this is a retarded trend that will eventually go away and get replaced with something equally as useless, if not more. In the mean time we are stuck in a society where we constantly think people are talking to us when they are really talking to an ear attachment the size of a well fed cockroach.