*Be careful whenever you use the word "never." "Never" is a very long time.
*Ted Nugent is a musical genius, but a political dumbass. I find it very hard to believe that the Obama Administration has made his life so miserable the past four years, that he feels the need to declare that he will either "be dead or in jail or dead by this time next year" if Obama wins in November.
*When the Secret Service finally saddles up their Colombian Poon-tang bill, perhaps they can come back to the States to keep a close eye on Nugent.
*The Saints were doing what every other football team has been doing for years, they just got caught, that's all. They had one of their most successful years when they were participating in the Bounty Program.
*You'll never know who will stumble upon your facebook page one day. Although most employers cannot legally request passwords, you don't need a facebook password to find out some crazy shit about people. Everyone has dirt...not everyone has their dirt available online...
*I used to complain about high gas prices...until I realized that my complaints had no impact on the high gas prices. I then stopped complaining. Has anyone ever analyzed the success rate of "complaining?"
*I think the Mayans knew that Dick Clark was going to die this year...that could explain why New Years Rockin' Eve 2012-2013 isn't on their calendar.
*Jeremy Lin's 15 minutes of NBA fame maybe over for the season due to his meniscus tear in his knee, but he still has a degree out of Harvard. The moral of this one-sentence story: a good education can survive any sports injury. I'd hate to sound like an "after school special" but damnit, it's the truth.
*To me, Politics is a form of competition entertainment, like a reality show. Politicians compete for a Title (or position) and after the competition is over, I get to listen to people complain about the outcome until the next season (or election) commences.
*Definition: Domestic Control Freaks - A parent who uses their "concern" for the well-being of their children to dictate what is allowable and available in modern day pop culture. I will use this term in my next mind dumpling below.
*The Norway Massacre mastermind Anders Behring Breivik mentioned that he "trained" for this crime of killing 77 people by playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. I'll be damned of a shitload of Domestic Control Freaks decide to go after the whole gaming franchise because of the actions of one delusional asshole.
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