*Osama Bin Laden is dead. He was killed during a Special Operations Mission conducted by the CIA and Navy SEALs. Am I a total nerd in thinking about that mission being on a video game one day??? It sounds just like a "Call of Duty Black Ops" game mission. I guess you have to be a video game nerd to understand...
*If an Xbox came with a vagina...the Single Woman population would skyrocket.
*Why did they even have an NFL Draft? It makes Fantasy Football look more like a legitimate hobby when you actually see the NFL do it themselves.
*A woman's clit is a lot like nature's Rubik's Cube. It's like unlocking a combination lock in the dark...while the woman is moaning out instructions on what the numbers are.
*I don't understand Golf. I don't understand why people think it is fun, why ESPN covers it, why people spend money on it, and why corporate America worships it. The World Series of Poker should be banned from ESPN also.
*I recently came out of "poetry retirement" to write Lady Karma a poem for our 1 year anniversary. Although I do not regret my retirement...I'm glad I was able to put one together for her.
*I'd like to be a Porno Star for a day...but just for one day, that seems like enough.
*I think the Sacramento Kings should stay in Sacramento. Don't sleep on Northern California's fan base. Trust me, they are there.
*Did you see that viral video of the chic at IHOP getting punched by the Police Officer here in Atlanta??? That wouldn't have happened to a Smart Woman.
*Say what you want about the morality behind celebrating Bin Laden's death. If it is enough to unite a Phillies fan and a Mets fan chanting "USA USA USA" together...it's worth celebrating.
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