Random Mind Dumplings 13

*HA! I took an eight month hiatus from posting on this site...and I'm the only one who noticed! :-) It is cool, I love my invisible audience. It's hard to think of creative things to write when you are planning a wedding, a honeymoon, attending three other weddings, and working my ass off on behalf of the best Railroad Company this side of the Mississippi.

*Ever since March 27th, the question I have been asked most is: "How's Married Life?" Married life is just as boring as shacking up...except, I don't feel as bad when her parents come to visit.

*I think the Divorce rate would plummet if more people shacked up before marriage, screw what the Sunday School teacher says. You don't truly know someone until you live with them. If you can put up with a crazy roommate of the opposite sex...you can put up with a marriage.

*I'm very glad that attention craving son of a bitch in Florida did not burn the Muslim's sacred book. Muslim extremists aren't afraid to die. Christian extremists aren't afraid to make asses out of themselves.

*I don't give a shit about gay marriage because it doesn't affect me at all. Life is a lot easier when you don't get involved with shit that doesn't affect you.

*I think people would make better political decisions if there were no such thing as political parties. Lately it seems like people vote for a political party than a politician.

*My X-Box has been broken since August 21. Although the withdrawal symptoms started early, I have done pretty well without it...well not really. I'm buying another one next Tuesday.

*I'm not sure if I have any Facebook friends reading this, but I'll go ahead and put it out there: I am fucking tired of people that 1) write in all caps, 2) never use periods, and 3) write ghetto. I kind of understand ignorant mother fuckers who say the word "Nigga" in their everyday speech...but to actually take the time to type it??? There are times I read posts out loud to myself and I sound like an uneducated slave hiding in the projects.

*Before you get "creative" in naming your child, do that kid a favor and consider what that name would look like on a resume.

*I'm not a big fan of the Confederate Dixie Flag bearers that try to claim that it is a "heritage" thing. I see more southerners proud of their "heritage" in rural parts of Georgia than in suburban areas of Atlanta. If it's a heritage thing, why are dumb asses in places like California and Wisconsin flying it? I was under the impression that the official flag of the Confederacy was the White Flag.