*I think what has happened to Neda in Iran is a damn shame. I'm all for the Women's movement in the recent Iranian protests and encourage their further involvement. With all that being said, and I'd hate to sound like some Douche bag American Male, but...some of those Iranian Women are really hot!!!!!!
*I am really interested in how this Braves vs. Yankees series is going to be. I plan to go to one of the games and doubt I will be sober enough to give a damn who wins.
*Since my 30th Birthday is coming up, I'm thinking of a list of things guys should stop doing or "give up" by the age of 30. I'm only writing such list to fully vindicate what I do between now and my birthday that most would find "immature for someone my age."
*Have you ever sat back and thought about the first time you farted in front of your significant other?
*What happened to John and Kate didn't really surprise me at all. That's usually what happens to married couples in which the Woman is used to dominating everything and then...all of a sudden...the Man grows balls. Marriages usually don't last between two hard-headed people. Constantly having a camera up your ass didn't help the marriage either.
*Speaking of balls, North Korea has some searious sacks don't they? They are "warning" the world to stay out of their waters! That is the equivalent of a dude with a small dick showing up to a gang bang saying "that bitch is mine!"
*As the weather gets warmer and the days get longer, I have noticed that people at my job have had a harder time being productive nor paying attention to the tasks at hand. I am one of those people.
*If you are at the gym and the woman on the treadmill next to you has on make up, her hair is done, and her purse is haning from one of the handles...she's not there to work out. Yep...I just figured that out.
*Why do people who have tattoos on their necks still expect to be respected and taken seriously?
*I plan to bring something to pee in when I go see the Bruno movie so I wont piss my pants (July 10th at a theater near you).
*I used to think that the only way a woman could get a yeast infection was to sleep with a guy who ate a lot of bread. I also thought Toxic Shock Syndrome had something to do with electricity.
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*I hope you didn't change too much since you turned 30! There were quite a few things I thought I should "give up" too, but in the end, I realized some of those things were what makes me...ME!
P.S. Congrats on the marriage thing! I may talk shit from time to time and tell all my friends NOT to do it! But in the end, it's nice having someone to come home to every night and wake up next to in the morning.
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