First of all before you read this, please understand that I pretend that I have a huge audience (Oh, like you have never pretended before?).
*Today's Dilbert Comic strip is pretty damn funny. Even non-Dilbert fans will probably find it funny.
*As of yesterday, I have decided to stop purchasing beers for home consumption. No, I'm not an alcoholic (I am reading your minds as you are reading this mind dumpling...Bwah ha ha ha), I have just noticed that my "spare tire" has been slowly inflating. I realized that 95% of my alcohol consumption was done at home, I never drank much away from home. Let's see if this works! Will there be a slow leak in the spare tire, better yet a blow out???
*Some may call me a Nerd because of either my occupation, my hobby (Video Games, look at the Xbox Live stuff to the right), or both. If that is true, then I am a Nerd that's lovin' life right now!!! How is life treating you?
*Is that Don't Mess With The Zohan movie funny? I'm too scared to spend money to rent it, but I can't wait for it to be on TV. I'm not into that bootleg bullshit either. Crap, I have to stop being cheap.
*If there is anything wrong with my grammar and punctuation in any of my writings, please realize that I am not an English Major.
*Do you find yourself driving a whole lot more now that gas prices are down?
*How the hell do you train to be on Jeopardy? Do you have to read every Wikipedia Article that exists on the web?
*Wikipedia.org kicks ass by the way. It got me through Morehouse. I have never donated money to the online encyclopedia, but the least I can do is give them a plug to my audience of millions! Did somebody hear a cricket?
*If a whole lot of money was sunk into law enforcement and education, do you think the teen crime rate would sink while the graduation rate would rise? We could be known as the country with the most Nobel Prize Winners. I like that better opposed to the country that has to borrow serious money from other countries in order to survive...temporarily.
*Today's Dilbert Comic strip is pretty damn funny. Even non-Dilbert fans will probably find it funny.
*As of yesterday, I have decided to stop purchasing beers for home consumption. No, I'm not an alcoholic (I am reading your minds as you are reading this mind dumpling...Bwah ha ha ha), I have just noticed that my "spare tire" has been slowly inflating. I realized that 95% of my alcohol consumption was done at home, I never drank much away from home. Let's see if this works! Will there be a slow leak in the spare tire, better yet a blow out???
*Some may call me a Nerd because of either my occupation, my hobby (Video Games, look at the Xbox Live stuff to the right), or both. If that is true, then I am a Nerd that's lovin' life right now!!! How is life treating you?
*Is that Don't Mess With The Zohan movie funny? I'm too scared to spend money to rent it, but I can't wait for it to be on TV. I'm not into that bootleg bullshit either. Crap, I have to stop being cheap.
*If there is anything wrong with my grammar and punctuation in any of my writings, please realize that I am not an English Major.
*Do you find yourself driving a whole lot more now that gas prices are down?
*How the hell do you train to be on Jeopardy? Do you have to read every Wikipedia Article that exists on the web?
*Wikipedia.org kicks ass by the way. It got me through Morehouse. I have never donated money to the online encyclopedia, but the least I can do is give them a plug to my audience of millions! Did somebody hear a cricket?
*If a whole lot of money was sunk into law enforcement and education, do you think the teen crime rate would sink while the graduation rate would rise? We could be known as the country with the most Nobel Prize Winners. I like that better opposed to the country that has to borrow serious money from other countries in order to survive...temporarily.
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