If you are that worried about your privacy, just ditch your smart phone. You carry a device that is constantly connected to the Internet, equipped with a camera, and is tracked by satellites...and you are worried about privacy???
I would enjoy baseball a whole lot more if they allowed the players to fight, just like hockey. I'd be a season ticket holder if they were allowed to use bats.
My favorite Anti-Obama facebook post so far this month: "I dropped my phone in some water and lost all of my contacts. Maybe Obama can download all of my contacts on my new phone." Verizon will restore your contacts much faster than the Obama Administration.
Father's Day should also function as "Dead-Bead Dad Awareness Day" also. I honestly don't see how single Mother's do it all by themselves, but they still figure out a way how. There are times I feel like getting Lady Karma a Father's Day Card. The only thing I do is take out the trash and carry heavy stuff back and forth to the car.
Unless you are calling foreign countries on a frequent basis or communicating with individuals with checkered pasts, I highly doubt the government gives a shit about what you do with your phone. Don't flatter yourself, the NSA doesn't really give a shit about your Candy Crush score. I like how people are personally offended with this leak.
Isn't it funny how if someone becomes a Whistleblower and you agree with them, they are considered a Hero. If you disagree with them they are considered a Traitor.
This might be a weird pet peeve of mine, but I really hate seeing dudes workout in the gym while wearing baseball caps. That makes as much sense as a woman putting on make up before Zumba class.
A college class that teaches students how to deal with debt should be mandatory, even if they did not receive student loans. Paying back a loan is much more difficult than simply signing your name on a contract and getting thousands of dollars. Debt to a College Graduate is annoying, debt to a College Dropout is dangerous.
Jesus' favorite football player signed a two year deal with the New England Patriots. I think Tebow would be a much better player if he lost his virginity already.
Karma's definition of Democrats: People who think all of the problems with America can be traced to greedy rich people and bigots. Karma's definition of Republicans: People who think all of the problems with America can be tracked to non-tax payers and minorities. Karma's definition of Libertarians: People that are fed up with Democrats and Republicans.
Most of your enemies hate you for the same reason you hate them.
The group of people that think that outlawing guns WILL NOT stop gun ownership are the same group of people that think that outlawing abortion WILL stop people from terminating their pregnancy.
My second favorite Anti-Obama facebook post so far this month: "Obama is a racist, just sayin." What provoked this comment was because he spoke at a historically black college's graduation ceremony. A mixed-race political figure who was raised by his white mother and white grandparents is a racist against white people? The person who posted this un-friended me, which sucks because I can't read any more stupid shit they post (which is the primary reason I'm on facebook in the first place).