September 16, 2010
Random Mind Dumplings 14
*My wife continues to impress me with her newfound athletic endevors. If I was to go back in time two years ago and tell the "past" me that Sherree would be running 5Ks in under 33 minutes...I could call my "future" self a damn liar!!!
*I'm having a hard time watching the Braves lately. They are starting to give me heartburn.
*I think a person's presence in a car unconcously transforms their ego. Some one is quick to cuss me out and call me the N word at a stop light, but everything changes when I get out of the car and start walking towards them.
*Everyone that complains about their job should first take into consideration that there is a possiblility that there are a shit-load of people out there that could do a better job for a whole lot less. You know that cliche "you don't know what you got 'till it's gone?" It applies to employment too.
*I will never understand Golf. If a sport doesn't make your heart race or if no cheerleaders are involved...I'm not interested.
September 12, 2010
Five Angels
I don’t like to make fights; I make amends.
This has nothing to do with maturity and age.
I just wanted some space in your book of Friends.
Think about that before you tear out my page.
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I think our hearts were in different locations,
Even though we were standing side by side.
I wish I could give you more loving sensations,
But I’m only a loose end that needs to be tied.
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My companionship is not high in demand,
Because through the years I have shown,
That I’m a very hard person to understand.
Which would explain why I stand alone.
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It’s hard being the man that never existed.
I’m like a shadow that had never been cast.
Being the temptation that’s always resisted,
Makes me a distant memory of your past.
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It’s all should, would, and could in the end.
The things I should have said back then.
The vibes I would have loved to send.
The Man in your life I could have been.
Random Mind Dumplings 13
*Ever since March 27th, the question I have been asked most is: "How's Married Life?" Married life is just as boring as shacking up...except, I don't feel as bad when her parents come to visit.
*I think the Divorce rate would plummet if more people shacked up before marriage, screw what the Sunday School teacher says. You don't truly know someone until you live with them. If you can put up with a crazy roommate of the opposite sex...you can put up with a marriage.
*I'm very glad that attention craving son of a bitch in Florida did not burn the Muslim's sacred book. Muslim extremists aren't afraid to die. Christian extremists aren't afraid to make asses out of themselves.
*I don't give a shit about gay marriage because it doesn't affect me at all. Life is a lot easier when you don't get involved with shit that doesn't affect you.
*I think people would make better political decisions if there were no such thing as political parties. Lately it seems like people vote for a political party than a politician.
*My X-Box has been broken since August 21. Although the withdrawal symptoms started early, I have done pretty well without it...well not really. I'm buying another one next Tuesday.
*I'm not sure if I have any Facebook friends reading this, but I'll go ahead and put it out there: I am fucking tired of people that 1) write in all caps, 2) never use periods, and 3) write ghetto. I kind of understand ignorant mother fuckers who say the word "Nigga" in their everyday speech...but to actually take the time to type it??? There are times I read posts out loud to myself and I sound like an uneducated slave hiding in the projects.
*Before you get "creative" in naming your child, do that kid a favor and consider what that name would look like on a resume.
*I'm not a big fan of the Confederate Dixie Flag bearers that try to claim that it is a "heritage" thing. I see more southerners proud of their "heritage" in rural parts of Georgia than in suburban areas of Atlanta. If it's a heritage thing, why are dumb asses in places like California and Wisconsin flying it? I was under the impression that the official flag of the Confederacy was the White Flag.