Random Mind Dumplings 10

*I think what has happened to Neda in Iran is a damn shame. I'm all for the Women's movement in the recent Iranian protests and encourage their further involvement. With all that being said, and I'd hate to sound like some Douche bag American Male, but...some of those Iranian Women are really hot!!!!!!

*I am really interested in how this Braves vs. Yankees series is going to be. I plan to go to one of the games and doubt I will be sober enough to give a damn who wins.

*Since my 30th Birthday is coming up, I'm thinking of a list of things guys should stop doing or "give up" by the age of 30. I'm only writing such list to fully vindicate what I do between now and my birthday that most would find "immature for someone my age."

*Have you ever sat back and thought about the first time you farted in front of your significant other?

*What happened to John and Kate didn't really surprise me at all. That's usually what happens to married couples in which the Woman is used to dominating everything and then...all of a sudden...the Man grows balls. Marriages usually don't last between two hard-headed people. Constantly having a camera up your ass didn't help the marriage either.

*Speaking of balls, North Korea has some searious sacks don't they? They are "warning" the world to stay out of their waters! That is the equivalent of a dude with a small dick showing up to a gang bang saying "that bitch is mine!"

*As the weather gets warmer and the days get longer, I have noticed that people at my job have had a harder time being productive nor paying attention to the tasks at hand. I am one of those people.

*If you are at the gym and the woman on the treadmill next to you has on make up, her hair is done, and her purse is haning from one of the handles...she's not there to work out. Yep...I just figured that out.

*Why do people who have tattoos on their necks still expect to be respected and taken seriously?

*I plan to bring something to pee in when I go see the Bruno movie so I wont piss my pants (July 10th at a theater near you).

*I used to think that the only way a woman could get a yeast infection was to sleep with a guy who ate a lot of bread. I also thought Toxic Shock Syndrome had something to do with electricity.

Killing In The Name Of...

Ok, we have a Doctor getting shot while attending church by a Pro-Life Protester. We have an Armed Services Recruiter shot while taking a smoke break by a Radical Muslim. Finally we have a Security Guard shot while on duty by a White Supremacist. What do these three have in common? They are all senseless acts in which the innocent victim dies and the aggressor ends up giving their “cause” a bad image.

Regardless of whether or not you are Pro-Choice or Pro-Life, no one deserves to get shot in the head while attending Church. That is why I am proud to say that anyone who is in support of the killer…should have been aborted themselves. I recall that bumper sticker that made me chuckle a few years back: “Guns don’t kill people. Abortion Protesters kill people.” Was that a Pro-Life sticker??? Maybe, but the point has been made: killing Doctors who perform abortions will not make the abortions stop. Even if Roe vs. Wade is overturned the abortions will not stop…so what’s the point in killing? What’s the point of being Pro-Life when death is being used to further your cause?

Did the Radical Muslim think he would make a huge impact when he killed one Recruiter in front of his office? The only thing he made was the news. The biggest impact will be felt by the Recruiter’s Family, not by the Department of Defense. One thing that worried me after September 11th is that American Muslims would have to face the fallout from that event. Although this event is nothing compared to September 11th, this event does not help American Muslims at all. I’m sure even the Anti-American Muslims are sitting back saying, “What the fuck was that guy thinking? He wasn’t one of us!”

White Supremacists crack me up. The terrorists are not denying what they did on September 11th, why are White Supremacists denying the Holocaust? Plus, how does going into a Holocaust museum and killing a Guard make more people want to join or respect your “movement.” I understand that hate groups are getting riled up because of the tanking economy and the election of a Black President. You can hate all you want, that is your right, but when it comes to killing, you are just making things worse for yourself in the end. You may be making a statement, but you are not making a difference.