Baby Boomers Birthed a Bunch of Bastard Bitches

My parents are Baby Boomers, but I am no bitch...I'll tell ya why.

I was a misbehaving little shit that got plenty of whoopings! When I brought home notes from school on my bad behavior: WHOOPIN! When I broke stuff around the house: WHOOPIN! When I made long distance phone calls and tried to blame them on my Sister: WHOOPIN! When my teachers called the house: WHOOPIN! When ever I pouted or had an attitude: WHOOPIN! At the age of 29 I am finally starting to piece it all together...they whipped me because they didn't want me to be a Bitch!

What I'm seeing these days is a new generation of parents who think their children were born perfect and need no discipline at all. I will call this generation of parents the Baby Boomer Bastards.

Baby Boomer Bastards were either whipped too much or not at all when they were kids. In turn, they have adopted this policy that Children are little adults who deserve respect instead of stern parenting (spankings). Actually, Children are adults-in-training who deserve love and good parents to do the training. What Baby Boomer Bastards don't understand is part of loving (training) your child is disciplining them.

In order to learn how to be an adult, you have to learn how to respect adults. The difference between Me and a Baby Boomer Bastard is that I believe these little shits should respect ALL of the adults in their lives; Aunts, Uncles, Teachers, Babysitters, Police Officers, and so on. Baby Boomer Bastards raise their children to only respect themselves. This "no one spanks my child but me" attitude trains your kid to disrespect and talk back to every adult but you.

Don't you ever notice how these days Teachers get labeled as being "too tough" for giving out failing grades instead of parents realizing that there is a good chance their kid could simply be a dumbass? The teachers aren't getting tougher, the standards are being lowered, parents are getting softer and as a result, the kids are getting dumber.

Also, saying stupid shit like "Spanking is not the best way to discipline a child" is just like saying "Jail is not the best way to punish a criminal." When a bad ass child knows that the adult in charge can not spank him, how do you think he will act? When a violent criminal knows that he will not get thrown in jail, how do you think he will act?

After writing all of this, I will admit that I, myself, am not a parent. But when you think of it, do I really have to knock someone up to be qualified enough to say that certain people should not have been born with reproductive organs? I don't have to be a father to know that I am not a Baby Boomer Bastard.

Getting Away With Murder

I bet there are a whole lot of people on death row right now that are pretty pissed off.

I don't personally know anyone on death row, but I know there are a few of them in there that did not kill a Judge, a Courtroom Stenographer, a Fulton County Deputy, and a Federal Agent like what Brian Nichols did. Their punishment of course is execution, but are they on death row because of the jury that presided over their trial or the severity of the crime they committed? If you have a man who murdered a convenient store clerk in one cell and Brain Nichols in the other, which do you think should be put to death if you could only pick one?

Three complete dumb asses are responsible for Brian Nichols getting to live the rest of his natural life three years after cutting four other lives short. What kind of system do we have where three quarters of a jury says "Kill Him" but due to the fact that one quarter of the jury says "Spare Him" this guy gets to live off of tax payer's money for the rest of his life? What the hell was on their minds?

I hope it wasn't religion. Did they spare him because they felt only God should decide who lives or dies? Here is a contradiction: Brian Nichols isn't God and he decided on four lives in less than a 48 hour period. If Anti-Capitol punishment Bible Thumpers are the reason for this man escaping the death penalty, then they just need to go to hell themselves. If anything, to them Brian Nichols should be put to death for trying to imitate God that day he took four lives.

I also think anti-capitol punishment activists should never have to complain about high taxes either. Do you know how much tax money the Department of Corrections would save if all of the death row inmates were taking dirt naps right now? We wouldn't have to feed them or monitor them anymore. The "electricity bill" would be kinda high from the electric chair (if they still do that anywhere), but I'd rather pay to assist in their death than pay to assist in their continued existence.

An eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth, and a life for a life. It's that simple. Brian Nichols should be raped a few times and then killed four times.

Who Forgot the Missing Tot?

Why the hell is shit still on the news? I stopped giving a damn about this after realizing how stupid Casey (a.k.a. Tot's Mom) actually was. A message to Cindy & George (Parents of stupid Casey) who still think their granddaughter is still alive...She's DEAD!!!!! And if she is not, she might as well be because I doubt that her current location/condition is more pleasant than being in heaven.

Mr& Mrs. Anthony, here is what happened: Your dumb ass daughter finally realized after a few years that it takes a whole lot more than laying on your back, spreading your legs and faking an orgasm to be a good mother. She finally realized that certain aspects of the "single party life" disappear when you become a parent. She finally realized that the new hot guy that she wants to hook up with doesn't like toddlers. If your daughter was innocent (or had nothing to do with Caylee's disappearance) why the hell would she lie to the people that are trying to help find her?

What I'm seeing here is a classic case of glorified denial from them. I think when they stop proclaiming that the child is still alive, this can finally disappear from the news forever. These dumb asses are putting pressure on everybody except for the person that lied about her disappearance in the first place. Please stop pleading for America to give a shit and help find her.

And for the record, this shit happens all the time. Unfit Parents murdering their children for selfish reasons. Caylee is (was) a cute little girl, Casey is "do-able" semi attractive chic in her twenties, so I can see why this would linger in the news longer than say some Hispanic woman who drowned her newborn in her trailer bath tub or something.

I'll admit, I am one selfish son-of-a-bitch who wouldn't make the perfect father, but I never run out of condoms either. There should be a law that prohibits stupid and irresponsible people from procreating. Don't you ever wonder what this world would be like if orgasms were painful?

What Ever Happend To The Music Video?

Do they show these things on TV anymore?

Unfortunately I am in the middle of a binding two year contract with the dish! network. That aside, we have three "music channels." We have MTV, MTV2 (which stands for Music Television), and VH1 (which stands for Video Hits 1). What I don't understand is, they hardly play videos anymore.

Reality TV/Contests makes up a huge percentage of what they broadcast followed closely by celebrity news shows and even MOVIES bringing up the rear. The M in MTV does not stand for Movies. They must be confused with the M in AMC.

What made me realize this is I took a quick look at my CD collection prior to going to work today and I noticed that about 80% of my collection of my music was from the '90s, 10% was from the '80s and 10% was from after the millennium. The frequency of my purchasing CD's has drastically decreased. Now I know I share this statics tic with millions of other people in this country, but I'm sure the majority of them have jumped on the whole digital bandwagon. I guess I'm old fashioned, but I still like CD's.

Back to the original subject, I'd say that my CD buying went down around the same time MTV and VH1 decreased the frequency of airing music videos. When I listen to the radio, it is mostly morning shows or a.m. radio stations (you may think it is boring, but it is very informative, especially when you anticipate political arguments). Bottom line, I'd like to see music videos again. I'd like to see a video of what the people performing the song want you to see when you listen to them.

The only way to see videos is to look them up on YouTube or something. If we have a whole generation of music fans squinting to see their favorite artist's videos, we all are going to go blind. If I have children, I am going to force them to become optometrists. What's wrong with seeing some music videos on these HD TVs these days? Imagine watching TLC's "Waterfalls" in HD. Imagine watching Janet Jackson's "Anytime, Anyplace" video in HD (Hell Ya).

A lot of shit that they show on the three "music video" channel's these days is pretty damn stupid. Paris Hilton's BFF? WTF? Pimp my Ride? Can you say "carjack me please?"
I hope these stations don't breed a generation of spoiled ingrates who want to carry small dogs in their purses and drive cars with thousands of dollars worth of electronics and equipment (on wheels) on their way to high school or college. CD's are vanishing just as fast as the music video did 10 years ago. What will vanish 10 years from now?

Random Mind Dumplings 2

First of all before you read this, please understand that I pretend that I have a huge audience (Oh, like you have never pretended before?).

*Today's Dilbert Comic strip is pretty damn funny. Even non-Dilbert fans will probably find it funny.

*As of yesterday, I have decided to stop purchasing beers for home consumption. No, I'm not an alcoholic (I am reading your minds as you are reading this mind dumpling...Bwah ha ha ha), I have just noticed that my "spare tire" has been slowly inflating. I realized that 95% of my alcohol consumption was done at home, I never drank much away from home. Let's see if this works! Will there be a slow leak in the spare tire, better yet a blow out???

*Some may call me a Nerd because of either my occupation, my hobby (Video Games, look at the Xbox Live stuff to the right), or both. If that is true, then I am a Nerd that's lovin' life right now!!! How is life treating you?

*Is that Don't Mess With The Zohan movie funny? I'm too scared to spend money to rent it, but I can't wait for it to be on TV. I'm not into that bootleg bullshit either. Crap, I have to stop being cheap.

*If there is anything wrong with my grammar and punctuation in any of my writings, please realize that I am not an English Major.

*Do you find yourself driving a whole lot more now that gas prices are down?

*How the hell do you train to be on Jeopardy? Do you have to read every Wikipedia Article that exists on the web?

*Wikipedia.org kicks ass by the way. It got me through Morehouse. I have never donated money to the online encyclopedia, but the least I can do is give them a plug to my audience of millions! Did somebody hear a cricket?

*If a whole lot of money was sunk into law enforcement and education, do you think the teen crime rate would sink while the graduation rate would rise? We could be known as the country with the most Nobel Prize Winners. I like that better opposed to the country that has to borrow serious money from other countries in order to survive...temporarily.

Jackets Down The "Dawgs"

Raise your hand if you thought it was a good game...

I have respect for the "Dawg" Fans that agreed because it was, in fact, a damn good game. I'm sure it was one of the highest rated games in the history of the Georgia & Georgia Tech rivalry series. Any true fan of either team waited until the last minute...nails were bitten to the cuticle...breaths were held.

I have no respect for the "Dawg" Fans that whined about the outcome either blaiming Coach Richt or saying Georgia played lousy. It was a 45-43 game; neither team played lousy. They both gave you something to watch. It seems as if you'll do everything except give Georgia Tech their due credit. Besides a few funky losses (North Carolina and Virgina broke my heart) they have had a great season (Boston College on the Eagles' turf! Come On!). I know you are waiting for me to make my point so here it is: It's been seven years, just give us one!

I'm wondering why there are not more Georgia Tech fans. A huge chunk of the population of Georgia is located in the Metro Atlanta dartboard where Tech just happens to be the bullseye. I consider it to be quite an accolade to be a technical institution renowned for having a great curriculum as well as having an athletic program that is competitive enough with colleges only known for their athletic programs.

But I understand that it is not all about accolades though. The morning show DJs I listen to in the mornings made a damn good point: when you think of UGA you think of...well..Georgia. Home the state you were born in, live in, and probably die in. You think of the sport that the South perfected and damn near made their own.

When you think of Georgia Tech, you don't think of Football. You don't think of the South (they are in the ACC instead of SEC). You probably think of a bunch of Transplant Yuppies with trust funds, calculators, and virginities. You think of Downtown Atlanta where pockets of southern culture are still trying to survive against the constant turnover of tourists and debauchery of out-of-state undergraduate students (ah...the good ol' days).

Maybe that would explain the overwhelming support for UGA over Tech in the State of Georgia. If this were true, which I think it is, it would also explain the overwhelming non-alumni support for UGA over Tech. I'll categorize this as a Chaos Thought issue since I'm not really bitching about anything.